From Russia with no love (or how Roman played roulette with Chelsea's managers)

Chelsea TV proudly presents: A Game of Russian Roulette directed by Roman Abramovich.

Starring: Carlo Ancelotti.

Previous contestants (and losers): Jose Mourinho, Avram Grant and Luis Felipe ­Scolari.

The plot: Ancelotti has already had several turns at firing the revolver – and survived. But with two chambers left, the end is near.

The story so far...

SCENE one
Losing the Community Shield to Man Utd 3-1 last August.

SCENE Two
Losing 4-3 at home to ­Newcastle in the Carling Cup.

SCENE Three
Going out of the FA Cup on penalties at home to ­Everton.

SCENE Four
Being ­outclassed by United in the Champions League quarter-final over two legs.

SCENE Five
Could it be on May 8 when Chelsea visit Old Trafford that the decisive bullet is finally discharged, or will the game run on until the summer?

Moral of the story: No-one ever beats the ­Russian at Roman ­Roulette!

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