Arsenal must be hard-up: you can now buy a seat in the directors box!
By The Mole
Published 22:33 05/09/09
Peter Hill-Wood may do a double-take in the directors box at the Emirates on the night of Arsenal's Champions League clash with Olympiakos.
For the Old Etonian Arsenal chairman may not recognise a good few of the guests in the plush quarters usually reserved for football's great and the good.
With the economy being what is it, those in charge of Arsenal's prawn sarnie operations have extended the VIP offers to the once-hallowed box.
For the princely sum of £500, fans can "experience a matchday at Emirates Stadium in the style the Arsenal Directors are accustomed to" with champagne, a meal and the best seats in the house.
Whoever suggested Arsenal will sell the family silverware next can't have looked in the club's trophy cabinet of late.
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