How Louis van Gaal can help England win the World Cup
By The Mole
Published 23:01 13/03/10
Louis van Gaal wants to start a revolution that might just suit the England team.
The wacky Dutch coach, currently in charge at Bayern Munich, wants to ditch penalty shoot-outs and switch to a battle of the gladiators.
Given England’s miserable record in shoot-outs, that might just suit Rio Ferdinand and the boys.
Asked for his ways to improve football, Van Gaal said: “Penalties are nothing but a lottery. I prefer to see a gladiator game.
“My proposal is for each team to witdraw a player in every five minutes of extra time.
“So after 95 minutes it is 10 v 10, after 100 minutes 9 v 9.
“From 115 minutes onwards it will lead to a 6 v 6 situation!
“This will increase the chance for the strongest team to go through.
“OK, if it is still a draw after all that time, we will have the golden goal.”
I bet Van Gaal would receive support from England shoot-out flops David Batty, Gareth Southgate, Stuart Pearce and Chris Waddle.
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