WAG week: Fashion disasters
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WAG week: Fashion disasters Bobby Moore's missus shows that WAGs had a bit more class in the old days. Still looked bloody stupid though. Looks like Danielle Bux borrowed a dress from Scary, a pout from Posh and armpits from... was there a Hairy Spice? Footballer-shagger extraordinaire Chanelle Hayes is a one woman hen night from hell. Chantelle Houghton demonstrates that every aspiring WAG must be laden down with accessories made of real gold... and hair made of real dead rodent. Danielle Lloyd's dog is better dressed than she is. Probably more intelligent and charismatic too. Believe it or not, it was Cheryl's old look of cornrows and clothes from Matalan's sporty-casual range that first attracted Ashley Coleen must have heard that Wayne's been partial to an older woman in his time. 72 million ravens died to make Alex Curran look this bad. Even Posh's hair is questioning why she's climbing a horizontal ladder in her undies. Which of Yulia Voronin's accessories is the most tasteless - the platforms or the husband? If Elen Rives is anything to go by, even mad cat ladies can pull footballers
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